{"id":65492,"date":"2015-03-10T13:50:44","date_gmt":"2015-03-10T21:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65492"},"modified":"2019-06-16T18:15:45","modified_gmt":"2019-06-17T02:15:45","slug":"who-is-todays-gadol-hador","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65492","title":{"rendered":"Who is Today&#8217;s Gadol Hador?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Guardian of Israel never slumbers nor sleeps.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: The Eye is ever watchful. There is concern here that never sleeps. When Moshiach comes, &#8220;American Idol&#8221; will be changed to &#8220;Who is Today&#8217;s Gadol Hador?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* A BT Jewess asked me what Jewish blogs she should read. I suggested DavidDuke.com.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: The better answer: &#8220;Forget about blogs. Find yourself a decent man NOW and marry him and start making babies. Save your worries about politics for when they are grown and you are past menopause.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* I&#8217;m still amazed by all the fat black women on Craigslist running ads asking for tall rich white men to drop whatever they are doing to serve them.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: &#8220;If I were to date these days, likely it would have to be a fat black woman asking for a short poor white man to rub her feet after a hard day on the job.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* Secretary Sheila complains: &#8220;It&#8217;s hot in here!&#8221;<br \/>\nLuke: &#8220;Should I leave?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* Nothing good comes from trying to help someone named &#8220;Ngwaba.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams That is so racist..<br \/>\n32 mins \u00b7 Like<\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams I lived in Africa and connect immediately with black Africans..speak their language&#8230;..understand their body language etc.<br \/>\n22 mins \u00b7 Unlike \u00b7 1<\/p>\n<p>Luke Ford We gave Africa trillions and for what?<br \/>\n13 mins \u00b7 Like \u00b7 1<\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams Infrastructure<br \/>\n12 mins \u00b7 Like<\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams Help end aparteid<br \/>\n11 mins \u00b7 Like<\/p>\n<p>Lilian D&#8217;Or Ngwaba owns the Nigerian bank that will give you magic money if you give them your routing number and cash their checks.<\/p>\n<p>* A young blonde Asian girl just walked by in a short boxy dress and thick black glasses. My mind boggles. Oy, the Shiksa Menace 2.0. L-rd, send Moshiach now!<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek No matter what they do, every one of them really has plain, flat, black hair. Not much diversity there!<\/p>\n<p>Lilian D&#8217;Or Blonde Asian girl? The hair must be deep fried from bleaching.<\/p>\n<p>Luke Ford And the brain. She had this blank look on her face when I asked her out.<\/p>\n<p>Lilian D&#8217;Or Blank? Maybe her whole life flashed before her eyes when you asked her out.<\/p>\n<p>* I notice Jewish parents piling unbelievable and often unreachable expectations on their kids. Jews place a higher value on socio-economic success. WASPs are the one group who don&#8217;t try to live through their kids. My parents never played any role in deciding where I went to college, if I did my homework, what my profession would be, etc. And look how I turned out!<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;I can&#8217;t keep you busy. You&#8217;re too powerful. You&#8217;re too dynamic.&#8221; (Friend)<\/p>\n<p>* The Rebbetzin says: I have a Shiduduch for you<br \/>\nB&#8221;H&#8221;<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s tall. blond, share your views, I like her a lot myself<br \/>\nDifficult to type with two kids hanging from your arms<br \/>\nawesome!<br \/>\njewish?<br \/>\nann coulter<br \/>\nB&#8221;H&#8221;<br \/>\nwilling to convert<br \/>\nAnd both you and David Duke will agree that she LOVES Jews<br \/>\nShe will for you<br \/>\nShe&#8217;s willing to overlook your slight imperfection GTG<\/p>\n<p>* I was trying to reassure a worried Jewish dad of a 17yo that his son is just acting like I was at that age and with God&#8217;s help, his son will turn out just like me.<\/p>\n<p>Ra\u0219 Yahna\u021ban Naz\u00edr I smell the makings of a tv documentary titled Luke Christ: Hollywood Meshiach<\/p>\n<p>Susan Williams I smell the locked ward at the local&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Ra\u0219 Yahna\u021ban Naz\u00edr That&#8217;ll be the end of season one.<\/p>\n<p>* When the White Nationalists take over, I would like to believe that millions of Jews will risk their lives to hide blacks, Mexicans and gays.<\/p>\n<p>* My friend is heading out on his first tefillin date. His face is red, his hands are clammy and his breathing is shallow. I want to give him some avuncular advice such as, &#8220;Don&#8217;t forget you&#8217;re a Ford, son, lech lecha&#8221; or &#8220;Keep the image of the Chofetz Chaim at the forefront of your mind at all times and you won&#8217;t go wrong&#8221; or &#8220;Never forget the purity of your mother&#8217;s love for you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mat: Levi bin Avraham, can you start talking about frum wife-swapping? I have a morbid facination centered around people who are outwardly &#8220;religous&#8221; but literally transgress the worst sins of the religion they advertise they believe in.<\/p>\n<p>Luke: They are called the 612 Club and they run the world.<\/p>\n<p>* My gemara class in the one part of my life that is too x-rated to put online. One day we were learning about inter-species love when a mother and her teen daughters walked in and sat down. The rabbi was put in a bind.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: The Talmud is NOT for goyim, women, or small animals.<\/p>\n<p>* If I tell a male friend that a woman we just met is gorgeous, am I trying to get him to arrange a shiduch for me with her? My WASP reserve claims I was just sharing my feelings spontaneously. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve tried to arrange a shiduch that way for myself since junior high when the girls wore LipSmacker. I feel very shy about asking anyone to set me up. As a WASP, we&#8217;re raised to date Biblical style by taking a woman in a field, bopping her with the Complete Works of Shakespeare, dragging her by her hair to your cave and effecting goyisha kiddushin.<\/p>\n<p>Lil:  Just ask her out directly. You&#8217;re a strong alpha male, you can do it without having anyone set you up. In the future, I will be sent as a messenger to the women at shul saying &#8220;there is a nice man here who is wondering if you would like to go out for coffee sometime&#8221;. I&#8217;ll just be sure to talk to the women that Luke points me towards (and not give his number to the age appropriate ones by accident.<\/p>\n<p>* Sigh, I&#8217;m going to be helpless before your beauty and you will lose all respect for me. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>* This Jewess is giving me nothing but tsures. She promises &#8220;on the grave of Jesus&#8221; that she&#8217;ll come through for me this week. &#8220;Fine,&#8221; I said, &#8220;if you don&#8217;t deliver, my Nazi friends will be knocking on your door.&#8221; Every Jew needs Nazi friends he can sic on other Jews who give him tsures.<\/p>\n<p>* What will happen when whites become a minority? Is that when the WN moment will happen? Or will nothing happen? I say, we either end up like Brazil or go full monty WN.<\/p>\n<p>* Jewess says: &#8220;It already feels like Brazil here. Hardly a day goes by where people aren&#8217;t screaming outside of my apartment building. it gets worse when it gets warm outside.&#8221; In times like these, a girl needs a guy with a powerful blog to keep her safe.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Guardian of Israel never slumbers nor sleeps. Chaim Amalek: The Eye is ever watchful. There is concern here that never sleeps. When Moshiach comes, &#8220;American Idol&#8221; will be changed to &#8220;Who is Today&#8217;s Gadol Hador?&#8221; * A BT Jewess &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65492\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaim-amalek","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65492"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127539,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65492\/revisions\/127539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}