{"id":65297,"date":"2015-03-08T09:18:51","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T17:18:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65297"},"modified":"2015-03-08T09:47:11","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T17:47:11","slug":"a-jews-best-friend-is-his-rebbe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65297","title":{"rendered":"A Jew&#8217;s Best Friend Is His Rebbe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: When Moshiach comes, every goy will strive to be friends with every Jew, and you will have more goy friends than you can shake a lulav at. Of course, Yidden will know that a goy can never really be a friend, except in the sense of the goyim, when they are referring to their pet dogs as their &#8220;best friend.&#8221; A Jew&#8217;s best friend is another Jew, preferably his rebbe.<\/p>\n<p>The ultimate test of one&#8217;s real view of Group X is to ask: are you willing to marry into that group and have children with them?<\/p>\n<p>I say to you: I AM willing to marry and have children with a Swedish or Icelandic or Danish woman, notwithstanding the current mental weakness of these people with respect to culture and immigration and politics.<\/p>\n<p>Wally, when Moshiach comes, it will be in your self interest to be able to say &#8220;I proved myself a friend of Chaim Amalek by introducing him to a nice Scandinavian girl.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Luke is the transgendered form of the Moshiach, the &#8220;Auntie Messiah.&#8221; The real one will be an &#8220;OJ&#8221; or &#8220;Original Jew&#8221;, a Torah Sage like me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: When Moshiach comes, every goy will strive to be friends with every Jew, and you will have more goy friends than you can shake a lulav at. Of course, Yidden will know that a goy can never &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65297\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65297","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaim-amalek","category-jews"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65297","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65297"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65297\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65316,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65297\/revisions\/65316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65297"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65297"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65297"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}