{"id":65263,"date":"2015-03-08T08:25:19","date_gmt":"2015-03-08T16:25:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65263"},"modified":"2015-03-08T08:25:19","modified_gmt":"2015-03-08T16:25:19","slug":"does-anyone-like-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65263","title":{"rendered":"Does Anyone Like You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting in shul davening Friday night, a friend leaned over to me and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m the only person in this room who likes you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I shot back: &#8220;You&#8217;ve been davening here for years and how many Shabbos meals invites have you had? One. So nobody likes you either, and you sponsor many programs. I sponsor nothing and I have a blog. So what&#8217;s your excuse?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A few minutes later, I was able to locate somebody else in the room who was willing to testify, under duress, that he liked me too. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sitting in shul davening Friday night, a friend leaned over to me and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m the only person in this room who likes you.&#8221; I shot back: &#8220;You&#8217;ve been davening here for years and how many Shabbos meals invites have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=65263\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,209],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-65263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-synagogue"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=65263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":65264,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65263\/revisions\/65264"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=65263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=65263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=65263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}