{"id":6443,"date":"2008-10-17T08:46:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T16:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6443"},"modified":"2008-10-17T09:24:11","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T17:24:11","slug":"luke-needs-an-intervention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6443","title":{"rendered":"Luke Needs An Intervention"},"content":{"rendered":"

Khunrum emails my advisory committee:<\/p>\n

Robert…Fred…You guys live in sunny Cal. You two must make an "Intervention" on Luke. He needs to be kidnapped and delivered to one of those deprogramming centers where they take the Moonies and other cult people. It’s the last hope. They attach electrodes to his genitalia and ask what his religion is. When he answers Jewish, they’ll shock him with 10,000 volts. Eventually he’ll say "I’m a goy" and get a few sips of cooling rice milk. Then they’ll inquire as to his employment…he’ll say "I write for an online Jewzine"…. Whack….another 10,000 volts…If he replies "I’m a Porner", more cooling rice milk and perhaps an energy bar. Soon, he’ll be the Luke of yore…Start hatching plans now.Robert…Fred…You guys live in sunny Cal. You two must make an "Intervention" on Luke. He needs to be kidnapped and delivered to one of those deprogramming centers where they take the Moonies and other cult people. It’s the last hope. They attach electrodes to his genitalia and ask what his religion is. When he answers Jewish, they’ll shock him with 10,000 volts. Eventually he’ll say "I’m a goy" and get a few sips of cooling rice milk. Then they’ll enquire as to his employment…he’ll say "I write for an online Jewzine"…. Whack….another 10,000 volts…If he replies "I’m a Porner", more cooling rice milk and perhaps an energy bar. Soon, he’ll be the Luke of yore…Start hatching plans now. <\/p>\n

Gents…Could it be that Luke, crafty bugger that he is, has finally outsmarted you Jews? For years you have been trying to rid yourselves of this pest. Countless people have reminded Luke that he is not a genuine Jew but that has not slowed him down one bit. He’s been banned from every shul in Beverly Hills and yet like a mosquito bite that continues to irritate, he soldiers on, pissing off one and all on a daily basis. Unable to deal with this convert from hell the Pico\/Robertson Yids have brought the Trogan Horse into the compound. You have given him his diploma. He’s been certified. The question is, now that you have Luke…now that he is one of the flock, what the hell are you going to do with him? hahahaaaa! Good Luck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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