{"id":6443,"date":"2008-10-17T08:46:54","date_gmt":"2008-10-17T16:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6443"},"modified":"2008-10-17T09:24:11","modified_gmt":"2008-10-17T17:24:11","slug":"luke-needs-an-intervention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6443","title":{"rendered":"Luke Needs An Intervention"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Khunrum emails my advisory committee:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Robert&#8230;Fred&#8230;You guys live in sunny Cal. You two  must  make an &quot;Intervention&quot; on Luke.   He needs to be kidnapped and  delivered to one of those  deprogramming centers   where they take the Moonies  and other cult people.  It&#8217;s the last hope. They   attach electrodes to his  genitalia and ask what his  religion is. When he   answers Jewish, they&#8217;ll shock  him with 10,000 volts.  Eventually he&#8217;ll say &quot;I&#8217;m a   goy&quot; and get a few sips of  cooling rice milk. Then  they&#8217;ll inquire as to his   employment&#8230;he&#8217;ll say &quot;I  write for an online  Jewzine&quot;&#8230;. Whack&#8230;.another   10,000 volts&#8230;If he  replies &quot;I&#8217;m a Porner&quot;,  more cooling rice milk and   perhaps an energy bar.  Soon, he&#8217;ll be the Luke of  yore&#8230;Start hatching plans  now.Robert&#8230;Fred&#8230;You guys live in sunny Cal. You two  must  make an &quot;Intervention&quot; on Luke.   He needs to be kidnapped and  delivered to one of those  deprogramming centers   where they take the Moonies  and other cult people.  It&#8217;s the last hope. They   attach electrodes to his  genitalia and ask what his  religion is. When he   answers Jewish, they&#8217;ll shock  him with 10,000 volts.  Eventually he&#8217;ll say &quot;I&#8217;m a   goy&quot; and get a few sips of  cooling rice milk. Then  they&#8217;ll enquire as to his   employment&#8230;he&#8217;ll say &quot;I  write for an online  Jewzine&quot;&#8230;. Whack&#8230;.another   10,000 volts&#8230;If he  replies &quot;I&#8217;m a Porner&quot;,  more cooling rice milk and   perhaps an energy bar.  Soon, he&#8217;ll be the Luke of  yore&#8230;Start hatching plans  now. <\/p>\n<p>Gents&#8230;Could it be that Luke, crafty bugger that he is, has finally outsmarted you Jews? For years you have been trying to rid yourselves of this pest. Countless people have reminded Luke that he is not a genuine Jew but that has not slowed him down one bit. He&#8217;s been banned from every shul in Beverly Hills and yet like a mosquito bite that continues to irritate, he soldiers on, pissing off one and all on a daily basis. Unable to deal with this convert from hell the Pico\/Robertson Yids have brought the Trogan Horse into the compound. You have given him his diploma. He&#8217;s been certified. The question is, now that you have Luke&#8230;now that he is one of the flock, what the hell are you going to do with him? hahahaaaa! Good Luck.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Khunrum emails my advisory committee: Robert&#8230;Fred&#8230;You guys live in sunny Cal. You two must make an &quot;Intervention&quot; on Luke. 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