{"id":63929,"date":"2015-02-20T15:14:28","date_gmt":"2015-02-20T23:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63929"},"modified":"2015-02-20T15:16:10","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T23:16:10","slug":"perhaps-she-loves-hashem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63929","title":{"rendered":"Perhaps She Loves HaShem?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The new trend on Tinder is for the hookers to post inspirational sayings on their profiles. I just matched with a 22yo ho (I assume she&#8217;s a pro, who knows she might be a Reform rabbi) named Kaelani whose profile reads: &#8220;Knowledge without religion will no more sanctify than painted fire will burn, or the sight of water cleanse.&#8221; Perhaps she loves Torah?<\/p>\n<p>Katerine, 19yo, says: &#8220;Turn you inside out and lick you like a crisp packet.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Man, norms have changed since I was 19. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The new trend on Tinder is for the hookers to post inspirational sayings on their profiles. I just matched with a 22yo ho (I assume she&#8217;s a pro, who knows she might be a Reform rabbi) named Kaelani whose profile &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63929\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63929"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63932,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63929\/revisions\/63932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}