{"id":63148,"date":"2015-02-12T08:24:32","date_gmt":"2015-02-12T16:24:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63148"},"modified":"2015-02-12T09:20:55","modified_gmt":"2015-02-12T17:20:55","slug":"annabel-likes-mexican-music","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63148","title":{"rendered":"Annabel Likes Mexican Music"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On Tinder and JSwipe, I&#8217;m pretty indiscriminate on the profiles I click yes on.<\/p>\n<p>Today I matched on Tinder with Annabel, a &#8220;proud single mother of two boys&#8221; who likes Mexican music! She&#8217;s 40 and shows no picture. <\/p>\n<p>Daniel: Sounds like an age appropriate shidduch! Mazal Tov! Pretty soon, her boys will be calling you &#8220;tatte.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/mexican.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/mexican-300x203.jpg\" alt=\"mexican\" width=\"300\" height=\"203\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-63149\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/mexican-300x203.jpg 300w, https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/mexican.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>L: &#8220;I bet she&#8217;s looking for baby daddy #3. Might as well sign up to pay child support now.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I basically swipe yes on every profile on JSwipe and only 1% swipe me back and they&#8217;re usually over 40 and obese and live in South America.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On Tinder and JSwipe, I&#8217;m pretty indiscriminate on the profiles I click yes on. Today I matched on Tinder with Annabel, a &#8220;proud single mother of two boys&#8221; who likes Mexican music! She&#8217;s 40 and shows no picture. Daniel: Sounds &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=63148\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210,226,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63148","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-mexicans","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63148","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=63148"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63148\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63170,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/63148\/revisions\/63170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=63148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=63148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=63148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}