My friend Damon posts: I was preparing a well balanced meal this evening when It dawned on me that my age is finally catching up with me.
\nI eat old people food. and I like it. I don’t understand young people. I find solace in routines and hate breaking them. I worry about my poop. I worry about my blood pressure. I despise new music. Pragmatism trumps principle. I can’t watch sitcoms. I’d rather save money than spend it. I listen more than I speak. I avoid trouble at all costs. I pay bills on time. I obey the speed limit. I think about the future. I long for the past. I regret what I’ve said. I regret what I didn’t do. It’s easy to walk away. I read the newspaper (online). I need coffee. My back hurts. My knees hurt. My butt hurts.
\nI worry about my hairline.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My friend Damon posts: I was preparing a well balanced meal this evening when It dawned on me that my age is finally catching up with me. I eat old people food. and I like it. I don’t understand young … Continue reading