{"id":62871,"date":"2015-02-08T13:56:27","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T21:56:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=62871"},"modified":"2023-09-16T04:35:44","modified_gmt":"2023-09-16T12:35:44","slug":"australia-needs-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=62871","title":{"rendered":"Australia Needs Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’ve been reading up on the bloke who will likely be Australia’s next prime minister<\/a>, Malcolm Turnbull<\/a>, and I can’t find anything that excites me (he’s for gay marriage, etc). Tony Abbott seems to lurch from misstep to misstep. No Aussie leader excites me right now. Maybe I need to return home to rescue the country. I want to unite the world’s Anglo-Saxon tribes under the leadership of a charismatic monarch. I’ve got the answer to The Wasp Question<\/a>. <\/p>\n

We need a new reality show — Who Wants To Be Australia’s Prime Minister? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I’ve been reading up on the bloke who will likely be Australia’s next prime minister, Malcolm Turnbull, and I can’t find anything that excites me (he’s for gay marriage, etc). Tony Abbott seems to lurch from misstep to misstep. No … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[182],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-62871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-australia"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t