{"id":620,"date":"2007-08-02T15:00:05","date_gmt":"2007-08-02T21:48:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=620"},"modified":"2007-12-08T16:00:35","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T22:48:35","slug":"i-heard-a-rumor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=620","title":{"rendered":"I Heard A Rumor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was so moved by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jewishjournal.com\/home\/preview.php?id=18014\">Brad A. Greenberg&#8217;s profile<\/a> of me (the way it mixed in the higher values, Dennis Prager-style, with the tawdry stuff, awesome mate), that I penned this humble poem for all the hot chix\/rabbis\/shuls who&#8217;ve rejected me (and what is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert_Stoller\">pornography but fantasized revenge<\/a>, a loser&#8217;s compensation for his shortcomings?):<\/p>\n<p>Who needs friends who never show<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll tell you what you want to know<\/p>\n<p>I could have saved a broken heart if I found out long ago.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m iust thinking about those lonely nights<br \/>\nwhen I waited for your call<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Til I found out all my friends were right<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t know you at all.<br \/>\nI heard a rumour<br \/>\nthey say you got a broken heart<\/p>\n<p>I heard a rumour.<\/p>\n<p>Now it seems they&#8217;re telling me<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ve changed your wicket ways<\/p>\n<p>But should I give you a second chance<br \/>\nbaby<br \/>\nI&#8217;m too afraid.<br \/>\nSo you realize what hurt you made and the love you threw away<\/p>\n<p>How can I forgive or soon forget<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s never gonna be the same.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was so moved by Brad A. Greenberg&#8217;s profile of me (the way it mixed in the higher values, Dennis Prager-style, with the tawdry stuff, awesome mate), that I penned this humble poem for all the hot chix\/rabbis\/shuls who&#8217;ve rejected &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=620\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-620","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=620"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/620\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=620"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=620"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=620"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}