{"id":61584,"date":"2015-01-03T18:54:15","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T02:54:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=61584"},"modified":"2019-06-16T09:20:40","modified_gmt":"2019-06-16T17:20:40","slug":"souring-on-orthodox-judaism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=61584","title":{"rendered":"Souring On Orthodox Judaism"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This hot Jewish chick I know is souring on Orthodox Judaism: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think God gave me these looks and this brain so I could put a scarf on my head and retreat from the world.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A male friend interrogates me: &#8220;Who is this hot ortho woman? Why is she flirting with it?  For most sensible people it holds little appeal apart from that you can get from a cult. Are you thinking of banging her?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Luke: &#8220;Do you think I could communicate w any attractive woman without thinking of&#8230;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Friend: &#8220;Hmm&#8230;yes, if you are sufficiently steeped in Torah. That is because inside you are still a goy.  You have yet to take that inner goy aside and crucify him.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This hot Jewish chick I know is souring on Orthodox Judaism: &#8220;I don&#8217;t think God gave me these looks and this brain so I could put a scarf on my head and retreat from the world.&#8221; A male friend interrogates &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=61584\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=61584"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127450,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61584\/revisions\/127450"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=61584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=61584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=61584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}