{"id":6117,"date":"2008-10-10T07:45:31","date_gmt":"2008-10-10T15:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6117"},"modified":"2008-10-10T07:45:31","modified_gmt":"2008-10-10T15:45:31","slug":"shut-your-gob-boy-before-i-do-it-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6117","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Shut your gob, boy, before I do it for you&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pops emails:<\/p>\n<p>Your poncey whingeing&nbsp; over your&nbsp; ejection from&nbsp; shul&nbsp; is wearing thin,&nbsp; Sunny Jim. <\/p>\n<p>First of all, your &quot;Judaism&quot; is and always has been a transparent scheme to shame your dear old dad and to garner superficial attention for yourself. Disgusting. You&#8217;re a fraud and the good Rabbi Union recognized that right off the bat. <\/p>\n<p>Your current message that others in the shul write R-rated movies and such doesn&#8217;t hold much water. You need to stop dropping such outrageous clangers, boy. There&#8217;s a big difference between writing a movie script and doing what you do: spreading damaging gossip&#8211;often without any verifiable proof&#8211;and violating peoples&#8217; privacy. That you do this under some misguided notion of &#8216;truth&quot; is truly appalling. I&#8217;ve seen goannas, wallaroos and stone-age abos that had more developed senses of right and wrong. <\/p>\n<p>In short, you need to seek the help of some sort of mental health professional&#8230;or add more Weet-Bix, legumes and roughage to your sugar-heavy,overly processed diet. Flush out the pipes, mate! It might do you some good.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;d better start acting right, boy, and stop subjecting the fine Jewish people to your intrusions and chicanery. If you don&#8217;t, I swear by all that I hold dear and holy, that I will track you down and crack open your sternum with a camp hatchet and force feed you your own wizened heart. Don&#8217;t test me, Sunny Jim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pops emails: Your poncey whingeing&nbsp; over your&nbsp; ejection from&nbsp; shul&nbsp; is wearing thin,&nbsp; Sunny Jim. First of all, your &quot;Judaism&quot; is and always has been a transparent scheme to shame your dear old dad and to garner superficial attention for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=6117\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[13428,13431,13432,13430,13433,13429],"class_list":["post-6117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-dear-old-dad","tag-superficial-attention","tag-transparent-scheme","tag-verifiable-proof","tag-wallaroos","tag-writing-a-movie-script"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6117"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6119,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6117\/revisions\/6119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}