{"id":60932,"date":"2014-12-12T09:19:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-12T17:19:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60932"},"modified":"2014-12-12T09:32:14","modified_gmt":"2014-12-12T17:32:14","slug":"how-to-improve-sports","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60932","title":{"rendered":"How To Improve Sports"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I wish we had sports teams, particularly football teams, that fell entirely along racial and religious lines. Imagine a Jews vs Muslims contest, or jihadis vs lesbians, or blacks vs whites, or straights vs gays or Mexicans vs blacks.<\/p>\n<p>Chaim Amalek: &#8220;Just think of what a Cowboys vs. Redskins game would be like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I want to see football played, only with spiked helmuts and half the players drawn from the ranks of Jewish media owners, bankers, lawyers, and gays.<\/p>\n<p>And I want to see the heads of movies studios doing this for their kids, so that it can be turned into a movie and shown in cineplexes all over America.<\/p>\n<p>The NY Times is trying to get football banned. Too heterosexual, too male, too dangerous. <\/p>\n<p>Nebech, I do not care which group of giant-sized goyim carries the ball farther.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to see them race Ben-Hur style at bar mitzvahs, with 13 year old boy jockeys beating them with whips as they race around an oval track.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I wish we had sports teams, particularly football teams, that fell entirely along racial and religious lines. Imagine a Jews vs Muslims contest, or jihadis vs lesbians, or blacks vs whites, or straights vs gays or Mexicans vs blacks. Chaim &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60932\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[216],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60932","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-football"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60932","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60932"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60932\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60941,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60932\/revisions\/60941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60932"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60932"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60932"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}