{"id":60558,"date":"2014-11-28T13:06:21","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T21:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60558"},"modified":"2014-11-28T13:10:34","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T21:10:34","slug":"this-is-how-you-rob-a-liquor-store-with-good-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60558","title":{"rendered":"This Is How You Rob A Liquor Store With Good Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notice that when Michael Brown pushes the clerk out of the way, he doesn&#8217;t tighten his neck or his back. Notice the beautiful way the looters swing with loose limbs under the door handle.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we could bring some of these guys to give guest-talks at our Alexander Technique workshops?<\/p>\n<p>Which 20th Century genocidal maniac had the best use of himself, the most flexibility and poise? Hitler, Stalin or Mao?<\/p>\n<div id=\"fb-root\"><\/div>\n<p> <script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/all.js#xfbml=1\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));<\/script><\/p>\n<div class=\"fb-post\" data-href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video.php?v=10154920284205389\" data-width=\"466\">\n<div class=\"fb-xfbml-parse-ignore\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video.php?v=10154920284205389\">Post<\/a> by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/SeanHannity\">Sean Hannity<\/a>.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Notice that when Michael Brown pushes the clerk out of the way, he doesn&#8217;t tighten his neck or his back. Notice the beautiful way the looters swing with loose limbs under the door handle. Perhaps we could bring some of &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60558\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[237],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crime"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60558"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60558\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":60562,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60558\/revisions\/60562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}