{"id":60558,"date":"2014-11-28T13:06:21","date_gmt":"2014-11-28T21:06:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60558"},"modified":"2014-11-28T13:10:34","modified_gmt":"2014-11-28T21:10:34","slug":"this-is-how-you-rob-a-liquor-store-with-good-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60558","title":{"rendered":"This Is How You Rob A Liquor Store With Good Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Notice that when Michael Brown pushes the clerk out of the way, he doesn&#8217;t tighten his neck or his back. Notice the beautiful way the looters swing with loose limbs under the door handle.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps we could bring some of these guys to give guest-talks at our Alexander Technique workshops?<\/p>\n<p>Which 20th Century genocidal maniac had the best use of himself, the most flexibility and poise? 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