{"id":60400,"date":"2014-11-19T15:05:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-19T23:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60400"},"modified":"2014-11-19T15:05:17","modified_gmt":"2014-11-19T23:05:17","slug":"whats-my-excuse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=60400","title":{"rendered":"What’s My Excuse?"},"content":{"rendered":"

At work, I am asked: “When you look in the mirror, aren’t you embarrassed by who you are?”
\nLuke: “I evolved in a warm climate where food was plentiful year round. I did not have to plan ahead. I did not have to work hard. I did not need a good reputation. I did not need to cooperate with others. All I needed to do was to to hold forth under the coconut tree about salvation and the Time of the End. I was bred more for beauty than for diligence.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At work, I am asked: “When you look in the mirror, aren’t you embarrassed by who you are?” Luke: “I evolved in a warm climate where food was plentiful year round. I did not have to plan ahead. I did … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-60400","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t