{"id":59830,"date":"2014-11-07T10:35:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T18:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=59830"},"modified":"2023-09-17T07:07:27","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T15:07:27","slug":"the-strippercise-girl-who-went-to-aish-ha-torah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=59830","title":{"rendered":"The Strippercise Girl Who Went To Aish Ha Torah"},"content":{"rendered":"

I met a Jewish girl who went to Aish at a bar and I bought her some drinks and I drove her home and she was telling me about this Strippercise class<\/a> she was taking and then we got back to her place and she blew me off. We went out once more. She blew me off. She went on to a variety of fractious relationships. She’s still single 25 years later. <\/p>\n

* I wonder what it means to not meet the editorial standards of the Huffington Post<\/a>? Not enough nip slips?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I met a Jewish girl who went to Aish at a bar and I bought her some drinks and I drove her home and she was telling me about this Strippercise class she was taking and then we got back … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t