{"id":59830,"date":"2014-11-07T10:35:17","date_gmt":"2014-11-07T18:35:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=59830"},"modified":"2023-09-17T07:07:27","modified_gmt":"2023-09-17T15:07:27","slug":"the-strippercise-girl-who-went-to-aish-ha-torah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=59830","title":{"rendered":"The Strippercise Girl Who Went To Aish Ha Torah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I met a Jewish girl who went to Aish at a bar and I bought her some drinks and I drove her home and she was telling me about this <A HREF=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/lukecford\/posts\/10152868084241255?pnref=story\">Strippercise class<\/a> she was taking and then we got back to her place and she blew me off. We went out once more. She blew me off. She went on to a variety of fractious relationships. She&#8217;s still single 25 years later. <\/p>\n<p>* I wonder what it means to not meet the <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.capitalnewyork.com\/article\/media\/2014\/11\/8556208\/huffpost-defends-disciplinary-actions-against-reporters-editors\">editorial standards of the Huffington Post<\/a>? Not enough nip slips?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met a Jewish girl who went to Aish at a bar and I bought her some drinks and I drove her home and she was telling me about this Strippercise class she was taking and then we got back &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=59830\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59830"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152179,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59830\/revisions\/152179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}