{"id":5977,"date":"2008-10-07T16:10:35","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T00:10:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5977"},"modified":"2008-10-07T17:35:17","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T01:35:17","slug":"penises-dont-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5977","title":{"rendered":"Penises Don’t Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"

From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n

guest26:  Chaim A.’s best line:  Penises don’t lie…classic and so true
\nguest26:  especially those in tightie whities
\nUser ChaimAmalek entered the room.
\nguest26:  speaking of the devil
\nChaimAmalek:  Jews are so often into antisocial perversions like coprophilia, feminism and communism because they have escaped the Torah Corral
\nChaimAmalek:  God gave the Juden the Torah not to aggrandize the Jews, but to protect the Goyim from the Jews.
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, you watching porn again?
\nChaimAmalek:  Why is Emma never here?
\nChaimAmalek:  Or your boss?
\nChaimAmalek:  Or that Leah person?
\nYourMoralLeader:  californication
\nChaimAmalek:  You need to detach yourself from such nareshkeit
\nYourMoralLeader:  how’s your penis?
\nChaimAmalek:  Lonely.  How’s yours?
\nguest26:  luke’s penis only does with with non jewish women
\nChaimAmalek:  Yup.  That’s what I told him the other day.  Every time he pretends to like a Jewish woman, he sounds like a barely closeted gay man
\nguest26:  your take on him is right on the money
\nChaimAmalek:  He’s just not into the Jewess.  Never was, never will be.
\nguest26:  i read what you wrote…so true
\nChaimAmalek:  Cheap Trick!
\nguest26:  he fakes liking our ortho group  but we know he is totally disinterested
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, you are looking Russian Orthodox these days
\nguest26:  with geisha like traits
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke is into Judaism for the perceived sense of community and sense of social belonging
\nguest26:  & that’s about it
\nChaimAmalek:  Which, it turns out, is how Christianity spread in its early centuries.
\nguest26:  too bad is can’t get into cholent & my kishke
\nChaimAmalek:  Your kishke?
\nguest26:  yes mine
\nguest26:  kishke is also inerds
\nChaimAmalek:  When I think of kishke, I think of something tubular, bound by a sheath
\nguest26:  intestine
\nChaimAmalek:  Take away the contents, and you have the stuff of early condoms
\nChaimAmalek:  Just tie it off at the end and you are good to go.
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, if you were a real Jew, you would be writing more about the current economic panic<\/a>
\nguest26:  he will not procreate with a jewess
\nChaimAmalek:  Instead of gossiping about this or that rabbi
\nChaimAmalek:  G26, have you tried setting him up with a Jewess interested in breeding?
\nYourMoralLeader:  yeah 26, gimme a chance
\nChaimAmalek:  I have a perfect pickup line for Luke: "At least with me you know the man won’t be making your kids into mamzers"
\nguest26:  i only deal with serious procreators
\nChaimAmalek:  Luke, the Jewss just does not do it for you.
\nguest26:  or serial
\nChaimAmalek:  g26, on the assumption that you are female – you write like one – I urge you to procreate.
\nChaimAmalek:  Prepare for a world in which Barak Hussein Obama decides the fate of the Juden
\nChaimAmalek:  By having more children. 
\nguest26:  which came first the chick or the egg?
\nguest26:  or fertile egg?
\nPerthiteOnStairs:  The skiksa came first.
\nPerthiteOnStairs:  Eve wasn’t a Jewess.
\nChaimAmalek:  The egg always comes first.
\nChaimAmalek:  Sperm is cheap, eggs are expensive.  From this all else follows.
\nguest26:  high holy day randall is the one for lukel
\nguest26:  their chemical reaction could be explosive
\nguest26:  and will save the world
\nChaimAmalek:  I have seen Luke with Holly.  And to tell the truth, I was envious of the man.
\nChaimAmalek:  Holly has it all – including real yichhus in that world to which Luke MUST return.
\nguest26:  i will help reverse his bris
\nChaimAmalek:  g26, the internet is no place for a fertile female.
\nChaimAmalek:  You should be breeding at this very instant, assuming ovulation
\nguest26:  that is the only place to have safe sex erev yom kippur
\nChaimAmalek:  What is safe sex?
\nChaimAmalek:  No guts, no glory. 
\nguest26:  without having to klopp my heart too much
\nChaimAmalek:  Forget about your heart and think of Obama
\nguest26:  i can’t think about politics or my stocks i am only think about my fertility
\nguest26:  and in helping luke build a sukkah in the backyard<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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