{"id":5968,"date":"2008-10-07T15:06:11","date_gmt":"2008-10-07T23:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5968"},"modified":"2008-10-08T07:07:27","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T15:07:27","slug":"to-all-the-girls-ive-loved-before","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5968","title":{"rendered":"To All The Girls I&#8217;ve Loved Before"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The only <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5911\">good thing about growing old<\/a> (aside from a growing sense of serenity) is that all the chicks who&#8217;ve rejected you are getting old too and no longer have the ability to hurt you.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve lost my head over a lot of women in my time. I do have an unfortunate tendency to moon over attractive women. Now I&#8217;m 42 and many of the women who&#8217;ve kicked me to the curb over the past 30 years have lost the bloom off their rose. And they&#8217;re still single!<\/p>\n<p>I wouldn&#8217;t have been such a bad choice, but they turned up their surgically enhanced noses at me. Now they&#8217;re fat and they can&#8217;t get a man and I&#8217;m glad.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Luke Ford and I endorse this message.<\/p>\n<p>PS. I want to get in Sarah&#8217;s igloo (but the Torah forbids me).<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Fm9hS-4Vl8c&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/Fm9hS-4Vl8c&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The only good thing about growing old (aside from a growing sense of serenity) is that all the chicks who&#8217;ve rejected you are getting old too and no longer have the ability to hurt you. I&#8217;ve lost my head over &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5968\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210,21],"tags":[5595,13373,822,13375,13374],"class_list":["post-5968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-personal","tag-attractive-women","tag-closeness-to-god","tag-luke-ford","tag-sense-of-serenity","tag-unfortunate-tendency"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5968"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5984,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5968\/revisions\/5984"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}