My billionaire friends have nothing to be thankful for, so they’re not into religion and won’t be doing anything for Yom Kippur beyond hosting a break the fast party.<\/p>\n
I’m not invited but I’m not bitter. <\/p>\n
Chaim: “Seriously, you should crash the party and then try to pitch them some racial theory. If that fails, pitch them some herbalife stuff. And if that fails, go after their women.”<\/p>\n
* So if you meet a girl on Craigslist and she wants you to come over to give her a massage, and the photo she sends you is a stock one, be prepared to be robbed and have your head caved in. Or you can stay home and study Torah.<\/p>\n
* The doors start to close when you are in your early thirties. The best ones go off the market quickest. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
My billionaire friends have nothing to be thankful for, so they’re not into religion and won’t be doing anything for Yom Kippur beyond hosting a break the fast party. I’m not invited but I’m not bitter. Chaim: “Seriously, you should … Continue reading