{"id":5787,"date":"2008-10-04T19:34:34","date_gmt":"2008-10-05T03:34:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5787"},"modified":"2008-10-04T19:34:34","modified_gmt":"2008-10-05T03:34:34","slug":"gloomy-shabbos-in-picorob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5787","title":{"rendered":"Gloomy Shabbos In Pico\/Rob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It rained as I walked half an hour to shul this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had to leave after two hours because this fat obese man came in and stunk up the joint.<\/p>\n<p>I have almost no sense of smell yet he&#8217;s twice run me out of there with his odor.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s unmarried, big surprise.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll probably end up like him if I don&#8217;t get married soon.<\/p>\n<p>Shul was quick this morning as most rabbis saved their sermons for this afternoon&#8217;s Shabbat Shuva drasha.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It rained as I walked half an hour to shul this morning. Then I had to leave after two hours because this fat obese man came in and stunk up the joint. I have almost no sense of smell yet &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5787\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[5271,13246,11325,13245,809],"class_list":["post-5787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-picorobertson","tag-drasha","tag-obese-man","tag-sense-of-smell","tag-shabbat-shuva","tag-shabbos"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5787"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5787\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5789,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5787\/revisions\/5789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}