{"id":57845,"date":"2014-09-15T18:07:49","date_gmt":"2014-09-16T02:07:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=57845"},"modified":"2023-09-18T04:26:06","modified_gmt":"2023-09-18T12:26:06","slug":"please-sterilize-adrian-peterson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=57845","title":{"rendered":"Adrian Peterson and his bastards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.wwtdd.com\/2014\/09\/adrian-peterson-defenders-dont-get-it\/\">Lex blogs<\/a>:  &#8230;Adrian Peterson isn\u2019t really a dad. He\u2019s a football player who likes to stroke his ego by impregnating women so the world may know the power of his seed. He\u2019s doing this shit intentionally. He didn\u2019t even know he had one kid until that kid was beaten to death. He may have as many as seven kids around the country.<\/p>\n<p>Every summer Peterson hosts a Meet Dad Camp at his estate in Texas where his multitude of bastards get a couple weeks bowing down to the peacock before receiving some Vikings swag and Greyhound ticket back to their mom. Just because you pay the court ordered child support and you like to brag about your reproductive powers doesn\u2019t make you dad. Charles Barkley says all the black dads in the South whoop their kids like this. Great. Fucking have at it. Make the Lorax weep with all the trees you fell just to make the perfect switch. But you can\u2019t lacerate rent-a-kid the day before he\u2019s packed in the FexEd box and delivered back to his real home. Get some perspective. Adrian Peterson isn\u2019t a throwback disciplinarian. He\u2019s just a pretend dad who likes to hit kids with real sticks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lex blogs: &#8230;Adrian Peterson isn\u2019t really a dad. He\u2019s a football player who likes to stroke his ego by impregnating women so the world may know the power of his seed. He\u2019s doing this shit intentionally. He didn\u2019t even know &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=57845\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57845","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blacks"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57845","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57845"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57845\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":152255,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57845\/revisions\/152255"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57845"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57845"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57845"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}