{"id":577,"date":"2007-07-30T21:06:21","date_gmt":"2007-07-31T03:54:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=577"},"modified":"2007-12-08T16:18:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T23:06:00","slug":"i-need-a-model-to-feed-me-grapes-and-wipe-my-brow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=577","title":{"rendered":"I Need A Model To Feed Me Grapes And Wipe My Furrowed Brow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a video camera coming over Tuesday afternoon to make a short on my glamorous world of blogging and I want some eye candy to liven things up. I wish I knew some attractive women. Instead all the chicks I know are more focused on eternal reward rather than bestowing temporal mercies.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve got a video camera coming over Tuesday afternoon to make a short on my glamorous world of blogging and I want some eye candy to liven things up. I wish I knew some attractive women. Instead all the chicks &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=577\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=577"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/577\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}