{"id":5717,"date":"2008-09-29T16:51:50","date_gmt":"2008-09-30T00:51:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5717"},"modified":"2008-09-29T16:57:26","modified_gmt":"2008-09-30T00:57:26","slug":"im-singing-in-avshalom-katzs-choir-on-rosh-hashanah-at-beth-jacob","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5717","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Singing In Avshalom Katz&#8217;s Choir On Rosh Hashanah At Beth Jacob"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be doing a solo number from the bima, an acoustic hip hop Hebrew version of Quiet Riot&#8217;s &quot;We&#8217;re Not Going To Take It Anymore.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; WHERE WILL YOU PRAY?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This does not look like a man who is in the mood for contrition<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I&#8217;ll wager there is nobody out there whom you have asked for forgiveness<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Looks like he&#8217;s eating a deflated rubber ball<br \/>\nYourMoralLeader:&nbsp; happy minyan<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Is that the gay place?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Are there slutty chix there?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Now that&#8217;s the way to do a holiday<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Sit in the rear and watch them sway to and fro<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Whilst you must suffer with your evil inclinations<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; No doubt some of them will be ovulating, whilst others are on their period<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Sounds hellish<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Be sure to bring reading material.<\/p>\n<p>Here I am leading Kol Nidre last year at Beth Jacob:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos3\/81904party.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The previous year:<\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+1\">The Jazz Singer &#8211; I Was Honored To Lead Aish HaTorah          In <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jewfaq.org\/holiday4.htm\">Kol Nidre<\/a> On Yom Kippur<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" height=\"600\" width=\"398\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/Images\/photos3\/lukeyomkippur.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p><strong>That&#8217;s Rabbi Cohen behind me.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be doing a solo number from the bima, an acoustic hip hop Hebrew version of Quiet Riot&#8217;s &quot;We&#8217;re Not Going To Take It Anymore.&quot; ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; WHERE WILL YOU PRAY? ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; This does not look like a man who is &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5717\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[29867,6322,13161,13158,13159,13160],"class_list":["post-5717","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-beth-jacob","tag-bima","tag-gay-place","tag-hebrew-version","tag-quiet-riot","tag-solo-number"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5717","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5717"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5721,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5717\/revisions\/5721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}