{"id":5711,"date":"2008-09-29T13:35:04","date_gmt":"2008-09-29T21:35:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5711"},"modified":"2008-09-29T13:35:04","modified_gmt":"2008-09-29T21:35:04","slug":"hes-like-a-little-lamb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5711","title":{"rendered":"‘He’s Like A Little Lamb’"},"content":{"rendered":"

A friend calls: "Everything hurts him. He’s got a soft heart. He protects women. You’re like a wolf. He’s protecting the women from you. He’s a lamb. Be nice to him. He has a heavy heart."<\/p>\n

"He’s going to have a heavier heart when he reads my blog."<\/p>\n

"What are you going to do? Oh no. I’m afraid to read your blog. He’s a lamb. Baaah. I’m a lamb."<\/p>\n

"A chubby lamb."<\/p>\n

"Where are you going to daven? Go to the Happy Minyan. I want to walk by and look in the window and see you dancing. That makes me happy."<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A friend calls: "Everything hurts him. He’s got a soft heart. He protects women. You’re like a wolf. He’s protecting the women from you. He’s a lamb. Be nice to him. He has a heavy heart." "He’s going to have … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[13153,13151,823,1167,13152],"class_list":["post-5711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-heavy-heart","tag-little-lamb","tag-minyan","tag-quot-quot","tag-soft-heart"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5712,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5711\/revisions\/5712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}