Growing up a Seventh-Day Adventist, I never drank coffee.<\/p>\n
My first cup was on a movie shoot in late 1994. It was ok when mixed with lots of milk and sweetener.<\/p>\n
For only the second time in my life, I bought some coffee at Ralphs the other day. The first time was a decade ago for guests. This morning I put a spoon of it into a glass of hot water, stirred it around, and had a drink. There was no taste but I drank it all anyway. Then I looked at the package and it mentioned something about “brewing.” I’ve never brewed coffee in my life. Next time I’ll look for that “Instant” label. <\/p>\n
I need a wife who will take care of these matters so I can concentrate on saving Western civilization.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Growing up a Seventh-Day Adventist, I never drank coffee. My first cup was on a movie shoot in late 1994. It was ok when mixed with lots of milk and sweetener. For only the second time in my life, I … Continue reading