{"id":55937,"date":"2014-07-16T18:17:12","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T02:17:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=55937"},"modified":"2014-07-16T18:20:59","modified_gmt":"2014-07-17T02:20:59","slug":"tinder-is-my-favorite-dating-app","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=55937","title":{"rendered":"Tinder Is My Favorite Dating App"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To separate the wheat from the chaff on Tinder, my first question is always, &#8220;Have you read any good books lately?&#8221; So far I&#8217;ve had four interesting online conversations but no dates. I&#8217;m searching 18-40yo within ten miles.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not asking that question because I want to discuss books with girls. I ask the question to winnow people out. Those who aren&#8217;t interested in the question are not ones I can spend time with because they bore me.<\/p>\n<p>I have never been with a woman who did not enjoy reading books. Even the porn stars I dated love to read books.<\/p>\n<p>I love it that all these people who&#8217;ve never used Tinder are coming out of the woodwork to instruct me that Tinder is a hook-up app. <\/p>\n<p>Tinder is a form of technology like a phone or a fax. It is what you make of it. Why are all these people instructing me about Tinder when they&#8217;ve never used it? There&#8217;s just a vibe I give out that I&#8217;m stupid, please set me straight. <\/p>\n<p>I only click on white girls. I&#8217;ve talked to four girls so far and all have been smart and accomplished, so smart that they have not gone out with me yet. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To separate the wheat from the chaff on Tinder, my first question is always, &#8220;Have you read any good books lately?&#8221; So far I&#8217;ve had four interesting online conversations but no dates. I&#8217;m searching 18-40yo within ten miles. I&#8217;m not &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=55937\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating","category-personal"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55937"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":55942,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55937\/revisions\/55942"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}