Barry emails: <\/p>\n
Employment for curmudgeonly middle aged males is a real problem in this day and age. Especially if you have fallen out of the career ladder or were never much part of it in the first place.<\/p>\n
It is a huge problem if you don’t like being micro managed, dealing with the public or having to work with women. The office I used to work in is typical. Two gay men. Five bitchy women. A craven male boss who hides in his office. And me.<\/p>\n
It is worse if you end up working for cowardly male bosses who can’t control the women in their office. Often these cowards need to put a layer between themselves and the bitches who won’t raise a finger and take lots of time off.<\/p>\n
So I get hired at cheap freelance rates to do the work the women on staff can’t be bothered doing. But I have another role – the bosses bullet stopper.<\/p>\n
Because the moment I arrive I am now the target of the hatred of five women who feel threatened. The gamesmanship, the office politics, the pressure. You wouldn’t believe it Luke. There isn’t even a honeymoon period! Pure hatred from day one.<\/p>\n
Pressure is when there is a lot to do at high speed. It can be very energising. But stress is a killer. And women love dishing it outl Stress can happen in the quietest most unproductive, lazy environments – like this office I ended up in.<\/p>\n
I now know how you can turn the most indolent, lazy female into a blur of frenzied activity. Just add the missing ingredient – malice. For my presence soon energised these bitches into a buzzing hive of conspiracy. Old workplaces and colleagues were contacted. My email and browsing habits habits perused. They missed nothing. <\/p>\n
The female human relations parasite even invited me in for an informal chat to ask me how I was getting on and why all the women felt “uncomfortable” around me.<\/p>\n
I lasted ten weeks and one of the woman did a jig in front of my desk when I handed in my notice. How I didn’t plant one on one of these bitches I’ll never know. It was only the thought of the huge financial pay out that they would have received that prevented me.<\/p>\n
If you ever get an answer let me know Luke.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Barry emails: Employment for curmudgeonly middle aged males is a real problem in this day and age. Especially if you have fallen out of the career ladder or were never much part of it in the first place. It is … Continue reading