{"id":5451,"date":"2008-09-25T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5451"},"modified":"2008-09-25T23:36:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:36:35","slug":"i-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5451","title":{"rendered":"I Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday I got an orthodox lobotomy.<\/p>\n

Sure, I lost a lot of grey matter, but the whole thing took that nasty edge off my personality.<\/p>\n

I’ll never write anything unpleasant again.<\/p>\n

I’ll never out anyone again.<\/p>\n

I’ll never speak out of turn.<\/p>\n

I did it for the good of Pico\/Robertson.<\/p>\n

I’m now dedicated to the ways of peace.<\/p>\n

Shalom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday I got an orthodox lobotomy. Sure, I lost a lot of grey matter, but the whole thing took that nasty edge off my personality. I’ll never write anything unpleasant again. I’ll never out anyone again. I’ll never speak out … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[12939,12940,1578,2811],"class_list":["post-5451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cuckoo","tag-grey-matter","tag-peace","tag-personality"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t