{"id":5451,"date":"2008-09-25T23:36:35","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:36:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5451"},"modified":"2008-09-25T23:36:35","modified_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:36:35","slug":"i-flew-over-the-cuckoos-nest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5451","title":{"rendered":"I Flew Over The Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I got an orthodox lobotomy.<\/p>\n<p>Sure, I lost a lot of grey matter, but the whole thing took that nasty edge off my personality.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never write anything unpleasant again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never out anyone again.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll never speak out of turn.<\/p>\n<p>I did it for the good of Pico\/Robertson.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m now dedicated to the ways of peace.<\/p>\n<p>Shalom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I got an orthodox lobotomy. Sure, I lost a lot of grey matter, but the whole thing took that nasty edge off my personality. I&#8217;ll never write anything unpleasant again. I&#8217;ll never out anyone again. I&#8217;ll never speak out &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5451\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[12939,12940,1578,2811],"class_list":["post-5451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cuckoo","tag-grey-matter","tag-peace","tag-personality"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5451"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5453,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451\/revisions\/5453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}