{"id":54240,"date":"2014-05-04T12:54:47","date_gmt":"2014-05-04T20:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=54240"},"modified":"2019-06-14T11:44:51","modified_gmt":"2019-06-14T19:44:51","slug":"conspiracy-theories-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=54240","title":{"rendered":"Conspiracy Theories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* I can hear my Uncle Val telling me from beyond the grave &#8212; &#8220;Keep your bowels open and your mouth shut!&#8221; He was a communist. The Fords are genetically attracted to marginal unpopular conspiracy theories because they prove to us that we&#8217;re smarter than everyone else.<\/p>\n<p>* When I last traveled (in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/luke_ford\/bio\/l17.htm\">2000<\/a>) to Australia on my family&#8217;s dime, I had a more inflated view of myself. At age 34, it was possible to believe I was the great man. At age 48, self-importance is harder to maintain in the face of mounting failures.<\/p>\n<p>* There&#8217;s a Jew &#8211;former kibbutznik &#8212; where I&#8217;m going down under, but she&#8217;s married to a non-Jew and has kids and I&#8217;m told it would be a bit weird to call her up when I arrive and say shalom. Yet, I&#8217;m making a list of Jews to call for when the moshiach comes and I want to add her to the list.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* I can hear my Uncle Val telling me from beyond the grave &#8212; &#8220;Keep your bowels open and your mouth shut!&#8221; He was a communist. The Fords are genetically attracted to marginal unpopular conspiracy theories because they prove to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=54240\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54240"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":127334,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54240\/revisions\/127334"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}