{"id":5415,"date":"2008-09-24T21:38:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T05:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5415"},"modified":"2008-09-24T21:38:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T05:38:33","slug":"how-the-jews-can-save-our-economy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5415","title":{"rendered":"How The Jews Can Save Our Economy"},"content":{"rendered":"

 Joe:  Just checking in on the progression of your mental illness.  How are you?
\n Luzdedos1:  i am well
\n Joe:  I worry about you.  How is you $$ situation?
\n Luzdedos1:  even with expenses
\n Joe:  You are better off tha most Americans although you live like a Mexican.
\n Luzdedos1:  what’s new with you?
\n Joe:  Just work and family.  That’s it.
\n Luzdedos1:  you got kids?
\n Joe:  I was thinking with the upcoming economic implosion you are well prepared.  A n economic depression would be a lateral more for you.
\n Joe:  I have two step children.  They are mine.  I hate the term "step"
\n Luzdedos1:  r they gay?
\n Joe:  As in "happy", sure.  As in Clay Aiken, I don’t think so.  But look at your poor family they probably never suspected you as a homo.
\n Luzdedos1:  they still love me
\n Joe:  and so does Jesus.  How was you hook up with your papa?
\n Luzdedos1:  ok
\n Joe:  He looks great for his age.  Who is his plastic surgeon?
\n Joe:  Is he sad you quit porn?  Lost your relevance?
\n Joe:  How many fathers can say their sons were on 60 Minutes or Larry Flynt’s hate list, for that matter?
\n Joe:  My dad would be busting his buttons…
\n Joe:  So how can the Jews rescue our economy?  Pay retail?  Will you marshall the troops, Luke.  Will you lead them?
\n Luzdedos1:  I will
\n Joe:  What is your plan?
\n Joe:  Spend less on porn and more on ???
\n Luzdedos1:  prayer
\n Joe:  Prayer is not enough.  God helps those who help themselves.  Will you pay full retail to bolster the retail sector?
\n Luzdedos1:  i aint got no money, getting by with help from mom and dad
\n Joe:  How about you job selling maps to the porn stars homes?
\n Joe:  Do you think Paul McCartney’s concert in Israel will bring about peace?  Will it disarm al queda?  I think, yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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