{"id":5415,"date":"2008-09-24T21:38:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T05:38:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5415"},"modified":"2008-09-24T21:38:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T05:38:33","slug":"how-the-jews-can-save-our-economy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5415","title":{"rendered":"How The Jews Can Save Our Economy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Just checking in on the progression of your mental illness.&nbsp; How are you?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; i am well<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I worry about you.&nbsp; How is you $$ situation?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; even with expenses<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You are better off tha most Americans although you live like a Mexican.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; what&#8217;s new with you?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Just work and family.&nbsp; That&#8217;s it.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; you got kids?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I was thinking with the upcoming economic implosion you are well prepared.&nbsp; A n economic depression would be a lateral more for you.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I have two step children.&nbsp; They are mine.&nbsp; I hate the term &quot;step&quot;<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; r they gay?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; As in &quot;happy&quot;, sure.&nbsp; As in Clay Aiken, I don&#8217;t think so.&nbsp; But look at your poor family they probably never suspected you as a homo.<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; they still love me<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; and so does Jesus.&nbsp; How was you hook up with your papa?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; ok<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; He looks great for his age.&nbsp; Who is his plastic surgeon?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Is he sad you quit porn?&nbsp; Lost your relevance?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; How many fathers can say their sons were on 60 Minutes or Larry Flynt&#8217;s hate list, for that matter?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; My dad would be busting his buttons&#8230;<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; So how can the Jews rescue our economy?&nbsp; Pay retail?&nbsp; Will you marshall the troops, Luke.&nbsp; Will you lead them?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; I will<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; What is your plan?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Spend less on porn and more on ???<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; prayer<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Prayer is not enough.&nbsp; God helps those who help themselves.&nbsp; Will you pay full retail to bolster the retail sector?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; i aint got no money, getting by with help from mom and dad<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; How about you job selling maps to the porn stars homes?<br \/>\n&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Do you think Paul McCartney&#8217;s concert in Israel will bring about peace?&nbsp; Will it disarm al queda?&nbsp; I think, yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; Just checking in on the progression of your mental illness.&nbsp; How are you? &nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; i am well &nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; I worry about you.&nbsp; How is you $$ situation? &nbsp;Luzdedos1:&nbsp; even with expenses &nbsp;Joe:&nbsp; You are better off tha most Americans &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5415\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[12920,12916,12919,12917,7700,12918],"class_list":["post-5415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-al-queda","tag-economic-depression","tag-implosion","tag-larry-flynt","tag-mom-and-dad","tag-retail-sector"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5416,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5415\/revisions\/5416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}