{"id":541,"date":"2007-07-25T10:25:47","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T17:13:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=541"},"modified":"2007-12-08T16:42:49","modified_gmt":"2007-12-08T23:30:49","slug":"time-to-invest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=541","title":{"rendered":"Time To Invest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: &quot;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/opinion\/la-op-dustup24jul24,0,7781642.story?coll=la-opinion-center\">Be a man and dare to accept the fame that is your due.<\/a>&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Khunrum emails: &quot;People know your dirty little secrets.  Relax. Enjoy the celebrity. Fame  is fleeting.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Bob emails: &quot;In this era there is little distinction between fame and infamy.&nbsp; Rum&#8217;s right.&nbsp;  Enjoy it.&nbsp; Even if the rabbis rebuke you, I predict there will be more than a few  females who will be&nbsp;more than&nbsp;turned on by your rebelliousness.&nbsp; Time to invest  in a&nbsp; fresh box of condoms.&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Khunrum writes: &quot;Get a twelve pack&#8230;women love Bad Boys.&quot; <\/font><\/p>\n<p><font>Bob emails: &quot;Use my trick.  Put the Japanese slim fit condoms in an empty box of Magnum XXL condoms.&quot; <\/p>\n<p>These days I&#8217;d rather play chess than have sex.<\/p>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chaim Amalek writes: &quot;Be a man and dare to accept the fame that is your due.&quot; Khunrum emails: &quot;People know your dirty little secrets. Relax. Enjoy the celebrity. Fame is fleeting.&quot; Bob emails: &quot;In this era there is little distinction &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=541\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}