{"id":52678,"date":"2014-02-22T21:10:17","date_gmt":"2014-02-23T05:10:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52678"},"modified":"2014-02-23T10:40:15","modified_gmt":"2014-02-23T18:40:15","slug":"whats-with-white-guys-and-cows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52678","title":{"rendered":"What’s With White Guys And Cows?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every time I see some guy convicted for interfering with a cow, it’s always a white guy. What’s up with that? Who knew that cows were part of the Stuff White People Like<\/a>?<\/p>\n

Report<\/a>: <\/p>\n

The owner of a local farm set up video surveillance in his barn, trying to figure out why his cows appeared anxious and were not producing normally. The owner later contacted State Police after video revealed the cows were being sexually abused.<\/p>\n

Police say their investigation found Jones agreed to videotape Fontaine as he tried to have sexual contact with several cows.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Chaim Amalek: “White women are to blame for this by playing so hard to get. Well guess what, white women — you’re not the only cows out there.”<\/p>\n

* As I walked out the door tonight with my newly bald head, this 10 yo black kid I know threw a fit, curled into a tight ball, yelling “hoo hooo hooo hooo”, and cycling his legs in the air. He thought he’d seen a white devil. I asked him if he was ok and he asked me who I was. Then he recognized me and said, “I like your haircut.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Every time I see some guy convicted for interfering with a cow, it’s always a white guy. What’s up with that? Who knew that cows were part of the Stuff White People Like? Report: The owner of a local farm … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29594],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52678","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whites"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t