{"id":52566,"date":"2014-02-18T19:45:53","date_gmt":"2014-02-19T03:45:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52566"},"modified":"2014-02-18T19:58:50","modified_gmt":"2014-02-19T03:58:50","slug":"i-just-shaved-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52566","title":{"rendered":"I Just Shaved My Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Israeli barber was rude, saying he was booked all day. If I didn&#8217;t have an appointment, he couldn&#8217;t serve me. Nor could his co-worker. They were too busy for the likes of me. Two years I&#8217;ve been going there! So I&#8217;m cutting my own hair. What could possibly go wrong?<\/p>\n<p>I get my Norelco beard trimmer and set it to &#8220;5&#8221; and shave my head. It&#8217;s been six months since I last got a haircut. I hate spending $60 a year (for three haircuts) when I could just do it myself. It looks great! I feel like Travis Bickle in <A HREF=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Taxi_Driver\"><em>Taxi Driver<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/bald.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/bald-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"I Shaved My Head Feb. 17\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-52567\" srcset=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/bald-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/bald.jpg 296w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>All the animals come out at night &#8211; whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets. I go all over. I take people to the Bronx, Brooklyn, I take &#8217;em to Harlem. I don&#8217;t care. Don&#8217;t make no difference to me. It does to some. Some won&#8217;t even take spooks. Don&#8217;t make no difference to me.<\/p>\n<p>You talkin&#8217; to me? You talkin&#8217; to me? You talkin&#8217; to me? Then who the hell else are you talking&#8230; you talking to me? Well I&#8217;m the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you&#8217;re talking to? Oh yeah? OK.<\/p>\n<p>Listen, you screwheads. Here is a man who would not take it anymore. A man who stood up against the scum, the dogs, the filth. Here is a man who stood up.<\/p>\n<p>Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There&#8217;s no escape. I&#8217;m God&#8217;s lonely man.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m standing here; you make the move. You make the move. It&#8217;s your move&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The idea had been growing in my brain for some time: TRUE force. All the king&#8217;s men cannot put it back together again.<\/p>\n<p>The days go on and on&#8230; they don&#8217;t end. All my life needed was a sense of someplace to go. I don&#8217;t believe that one should devote his life to morbid self-attention, I believe that one should become a person like other people.<\/p>\n<p>I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They&#8230; cannot&#8230; touch&#8230; her.<\/p>\n<p>I realize now how much she&#8217;s just like the others, cold and distant, and many people are like that, women for sure, they&#8217;re like a union.<\/p>\n<p>Now I see this clearly. My whole life is pointed in one direction. 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