{"id":52280,"date":"2014-02-09T15:36:42","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T23:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52280"},"modified":"2014-02-09T15:36:53","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T23:36:53","slug":"is-there-no-hope","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52280","title":{"rendered":"Is There No Hope For Me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When I watch female ice skating, I&#8217;m primarily thinking about how much I&#8217;d like to date the skater. The other thing that grabs my attention is when she makes a hideous fall and humiliates herself. Is there any hope for me? All these women are somebody&#8217;s daughter. They&#8217;ve trained so hard to do these aesthetic routines and yet my thinking is like a caveman&#8217;s. I really could care less about her technical skills on ice. All I care about is how hot she is. <\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_52281\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/nerd-skater_medium.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-52281\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/nerd-skater_medium-300x235.gif\" alt=\"Interpretation of Paris Hilton and the nerdy processor by Nelli Zhiganshina and Alexander Gazsi.\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-52281\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-52281\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Interpretation of Paris Hilton and the nerdy processor by Nelli Zhiganshina and Alexander Gazsi.<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I watch female ice skating, I&#8217;m primarily thinking about how much I&#8217;d like to date the skater. The other thing that grabs my attention is when she makes a hideous fall and humiliates herself. Is there any hope for &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52280\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[29595,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52280","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-olympics-2","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52280","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52280"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52280\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52283,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52280\/revisions\/52283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52280"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52280"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52280"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}