{"id":52215,"date":"2014-02-08T18:35:53","date_gmt":"2014-02-09T02:35:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52215"},"modified":"2014-02-08T18:35:53","modified_gmt":"2014-02-09T02:35:53","slug":"the-missing-sheitel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52215","title":{"rendered":"The Missing Sheitel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* At a kosher resort in Mexico a couple of weeks ago, a woman fell into the ocean and lost her $3,000 sheitel (wig). So she offered up a $500 reward for finding it and all the Mexicans hopped to it but never found it. They had no idea the Jewish women were wearing wigs.<\/p>\n<p>* During the first few days of law school, this gorgeous woman was constantly answering the professor&#8217;s questions and seeking out his approval. Then she was told, &#8220;You know that essays in law school are graded anonymously? You don&#8217;t put your name on them, just a fake social security number.&#8221; Once she found this out, she stopped participating in class and soon dropped out. She&#8217;d made it through undergraduate work on charm and good looks, but she couldn&#8217;t cut it in law school. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* At a kosher resort in Mexico a couple of weeks ago, a woman fell into the ocean and lost her $3,000 sheitel (wig). So she offered up a $500 reward for finding it and all the Mexicans hopped to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=52215\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52215"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52215\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":52216,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52215\/revisions\/52216"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}