Friend: “I’m not getting stuff done right, I’m a little distracted.”
\nLuke: “That’s understandable considering you are staring death in the face.”
\nFriend: “That’s not as bad as staring you in the face.”
\nLuke: “We’ll always remember you firing off faxes and emails of complaint until your last breath, trying to haggle with death, being the quintessential Jew to your last moment.”<\/p>\n
* Wisdom from the rebbetzin: “I am sure that once married, you’d treat your wife 4-5 points better than the average Muslim. But the Muslims have a brain to know when to exercise his right to remain silent. Or to use his privacy settings.”<\/p>\n
* Why don’t Jews call the Chinese and Japanese goyim? Why are only white goyim called goyim? I’m talking about social reality, not theory. A friend: “Goyim refers to the dominant culture, so faces of minorities are less likely to pop up if you say that word.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Friend: “I’m not getting stuff done right, I’m a little distracted.” Luke: “That’s understandable considering you are staring death in the face.” Friend: “That’s not as bad as staring you in the face.” Luke: “We’ll always remember you firing off … Continue reading