{"id":5192,"date":"2008-09-19T14:59:44","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T22:59:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5192"},"modified":"2008-09-19T16:19:16","modified_gmt":"2008-09-20T00:19:16","slug":"im-ripe-for-a-federal-takeover","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5192","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Ripe For A Federal Takeover"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/yourmoralleader.camstreams.com\/\">From my live cam chat<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Given the severely undercapitalized state of Luke Ford Enterprises, I&#8217;m afraid the time is nigh for a federal takeover.<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Are there any females here, or is this another sausage fest?<br \/>\nRyoScotalnd:&nbsp; Last Female I saw over here had brown feathers!<br \/>\nRyoScotalnd:&nbsp; Her name, If I recall corectly was Mrs Blackbird!<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Luke, why aren&#8217;t more women coming over here?<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Its the same way over on Craigslist<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; I can see&#8230;.moving to LA to be near Luke, getting knocked up, only to have Luke refuse to marry her because she won&#8217;t abandon Christianity<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Then to support her new baby, she becomes a stripper<br \/>\nChaimAmalek:&nbsp; While Luke spends his days immersed in the study of the sacred texts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From my live cam chat: ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Given the severely undercapitalized state of Luke Ford Enterprises, I&#8217;m afraid the time is nigh for a federal takeover. ChaimAmalek:&nbsp; Are there any females here, or is this another sausage fest? RyoScotalnd:&nbsp; Last Female &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=5192\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[12697,12696,12695,897,822],"class_list":["post-5192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-blackbird","tag-brown-feathers","tag-federal-takeover","tag-live-cam-chat","tag-luke-ford"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5192"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5209,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5192\/revisions\/5209"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}