{"id":51809,"date":"2014-01-08T21:44:04","date_gmt":"2014-01-09T05:44:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=51809"},"modified":"2023-09-23T02:56:24","modified_gmt":"2023-09-23T10:56:24","slug":"tora","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=51809","title":{"rendered":"Tora?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>None of the churches I grew up in offered screenwriting classes. I went to an Orthodox shul tonight to take a class from a bloke with real credits. A husband and wife performed one of his scenes. The rabbi walked in.<br \/>\nMan: &#8220;Rabbi, I didn&#8217;t say the four-letter word.&#8221;<br \/>\nRabbi: &#8220;Tora?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what I love about Judaism, you can find everything good and exciting in it. If you get sick of God and religion, you can still go to shul to socialize or to take in lectures or to enjoy food or art or music or military or literature and still not leave the Jewish realm. 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