{"id":50782,"date":"2013-10-24T19:25:14","date_gmt":"2013-10-25T03:25:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50782"},"modified":"2013-10-24T19:25:31","modified_gmt":"2013-10-25T03:25:31","slug":"not-around-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50782","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Not Around Here!&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>* A friend was stuck at a university graduation ceremony listening to mind-numbing speeches, so he started grading the women (Cutie Pie Index) and related the scores to his son, who, a good lefty, became appalled, put his hand over his equally left dad&#8217;s mouth and said, &#8220;We don&#8217;t talk like that around here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>* &#8220;Filipinas are like Toyota Corollas &#8211; you can put 200,000 miles on them and they don&#8217;t age.&#8221; (Overheard Yellow Fever by one white guy to another)<\/p>\n<p>* Old Luke got shiksas back to his apartment by saying he couldn&#8217;t turn on a light on the holy Sabbath and needed her help.<\/p>\n<p>* If you put a research university, say UC Merced, in the middle of strawberry pickers, will the strawberry pickers turn into research scientists by osmosis? (Steve Sailer)<\/p>\n<p>* Please name the most famous Hawaians and leading intellectuals (still living in Hawaii)? Why does Hawaii have such a talent shortage? Is Hawaii our future? (Steve Sailer)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>* A friend was stuck at a university graduation ceremony listening to mind-numbing speeches, so he started grading the women (Cutie Pie Index) and related the scores to his son, who, a good lefty, became appalled, put his hand over &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50782\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50782"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50782\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50784,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50782\/revisions\/50784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}