{"id":50737,"date":"2013-10-16T20:20:45","date_gmt":"2013-10-17T04:20:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50737"},"modified":"2013-10-16T20:20:45","modified_gmt":"2013-10-17T04:20:45","slug":"how-come-there-are-so-many-hotties-in-chabad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50737","title":{"rendered":"How come there are so many hotties in Chabad?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Even the most religious Lubavitch women frequently wear tight stylish colorful outfits in the latest fashion, luxurious sheitels, high ****-me pumps and the whole megillah. Why Lord do You tempt me so sorely like this when I only want to be Your humble servant denying needless pleasure and living for the True World, not the World of Foolishness?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m ready to turn my back on all things Litvish and go whole hog, all black, wear a kaputta and put on two pairs of tefillin every day and say rebbe, rebbe, rebbe if I can just have a hot 19 yo dark-haired doe-eyed Chabad bride who&#8217;s never known a man. As God is my witness. I&#8217;m tired of the world of shtus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even the most religious Lubavitch women frequently wear tight stylish colorful outfits in the latest fashion, luxurious sheitels, high ****-me pumps and the whole megillah. Why Lord do You tempt me so sorely like this when I only want to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50737\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[165,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chabad","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50737"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":50738,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50737\/revisions\/50738"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}