{"id":50345,"date":"2013-08-15T16:21:30","date_gmt":"2013-08-16T00:21:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50345"},"modified":"2013-08-15T16:21:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-16T00:21:30","slug":"the-hot-sikh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50345","title":{"rendered":"The Hot Sikh"},"content":{"rendered":"

So I was talking to this hot Sikh at yoga and as I became comfortable, I returned to my normal cutting self, and she told me to watch it or I’d lose “my conversation privileges.” How low have I fallen that I have to watch my P & Qs simply to maintain “conversation privileges” with a hot Sikh? I’d already asked her out and been knocked back weeks before. Now I was in danger of losing the privilege of talking to someone who was paid to talk to people like me. It was like a Ralphs check-out girl knocking me back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So I was talking to this hot Sikh at yoga and as I became comfortable, I returned to my normal cutting self, and she told me to watch it or I’d lose “my conversation privileges.” How low have I fallen … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,2354],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-yoga"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t