{"id":50308,"date":"2013-08-07T16:39:59","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T00:39:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50308"},"modified":"2013-08-07T16:45:39","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T00:45:39","slug":"without-the-beard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50308","title":{"rendered":"Without The Beard"},"content":{"rendered":"

“You look so different,” she said. “No more ZZ Top. A new hair cut? You’re working out? You look cut. Hey, I want you to meet my boyfriend.”<\/p>\n

The conversation zigged and zagged. <\/p>\n

An hour later as I detailed my latest foupe<\/a>, she said, “You wouldn’t know anything about making people uncomfortable, right Luke?”<\/p>\n

After dinner, after Grace After Meals, as I walked out knocking over the water, I announced to the table, “I didn’t say anything inappropriate tonight. The new meds are helping!”<\/p>\n

The last thing I heard as I went through the door was the sound of her laughter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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