{"id":50202,"date":"2013-08-05T15:09:09","date_gmt":"2013-08-05T23:09:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50202"},"modified":"2013-08-05T15:09:09","modified_gmt":"2013-08-05T23:09:09","slug":"stay-with-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=50202","title":{"rendered":"Stay With Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

So in early 1995, I met this girl at a Conservative synagogue and we started going out. I was living out of my car at the time. <\/p>\n

Then one day she came home and found out she had been burgled, so she called me and I started staying with her. If she hadn’t been burgled, that might never have happened. <\/p>\n

She was a shy, insecure girl. Almost everything with her was a little awkward. After a few nights, she felt better and I was back sleeping in my car. <\/p>\n

When women go through disasters like burglary, that’s when I start to look good to them. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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