{"id":49875,"date":"2013-07-17T19:50:14","date_gmt":"2013-07-18T03:50:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=49875"},"modified":"2013-07-17T19:50:14","modified_gmt":"2013-07-18T03:50:14","slug":"hi-there-how-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=49875","title":{"rendered":"Hi There. How Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"

How’s life treating you?<\/p>\n

I’m working on my writer’s credo, my ten deepest beliefs. <\/p>\n

Wow. I don’t think there are even 10 things I believe in. <\/p>\n

Yes, you believe in chocolate, sex, yoga, status, dogs, fast cars, left-wing politics, that religion is stupid and that Orthodox Jews suck. You’re offended by racism, sexism, xenophobia, Islamophobia, and homophobia. <\/p>\n

Damn, you are good. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How’s life treating you? I’m working on my writer’s credo, my ten deepest beliefs. Wow. I don’t think there are even 10 things I believe in. Yes, you believe in chocolate, sex, yoga, status, dogs, fast cars, left-wing politics, that … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-49875","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t