{"id":481,"date":"2007-07-17T10:22:57","date_gmt":"2007-07-17T17:10:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=481"},"modified":"2007-12-08T22:57:07","modified_gmt":"2007-12-09T05:45:07","slug":"things-i-heard-from-my-high-school-principal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=481","title":{"rendered":"Things I Heard From My High School Principal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/evasnotes.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/things-i-heard-from-my-high-school.html\">From Evasnotes.blogspot.com<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Going on the internet is like eating pig. (I never knew pig was kosher.)<\/p>\n<p>Movies in Hebrew spells <em>maves<\/em>&#8211; death.<\/p>\n<p>A girl who listens to the radio can not possibly have a close connection with Hashem and daven with <em>kavanah<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Going to a secular community college is equivalent to <em>avoda zarah, giluy arayos, and shefichus damim.<\/em> (After I had already graduated the principal actually called up my mother one night and told her this after hearing that I might be going to a local community college. The only impression it left on me- I never knew adultery was such a lenient casual sin.)<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><!--adsense--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Evasnotes.blogspot.com: Going on the internet is like eating pig. (I never knew pig was kosher.) Movies in Hebrew spells maves&#8211; death. A girl who listens to the radio can not possibly have a close connection with Hashem and daven &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=481\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-orthodoxy"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}