{"id":47021,"date":"2012-11-10T19:09:35","date_gmt":"2012-11-11T03:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=47021"},"modified":"2012-11-10T19:09:35","modified_gmt":"2012-11-11T03:09:35","slug":"and-i-got-the-blame","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=47021","title":{"rendered":"And I Got The Blame!"},"content":{"rendered":"

A few years ago, I borrowed a FB mate’s phone to set up dinner with this very polite and proper woman. My mate was doing a lot of blow at the time and by mistake, he started texting my friend invites to perform intimate deeds with him in front of his various perv friends for hundreds of dollars. She couldn’t get him to stop. So she blamed me! I thought she should’ve looked at it as a compliment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A few years ago, I borrowed a FB mate’s phone to set up dinner with this very polite and proper woman. My mate was doing a lot of blow at the time and by mistake, he started texting my friend … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-47021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t