I used to date a Filipina. <\/p>\n
When the passion waned, we began leaving the hovel more often, whereupon I discovered her disconcerting comfort with sitting on the ground. “By dating me, you’ve become an honorary white,” I explained to her, “and white people don’t sit on the ground.” She didn’t abide by my directives and I had to move on after a year. <\/p>\n
* It’s great dating someone who puts companionship as their top value because they’ll go anywhere and do anything so long as they can be with you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I used to date a Filipina. When the passion waned, we began leaving the hovel more often, whereupon I discovered her disconcerting comfort with sitting on the ground. “By dating me, you’ve become an honorary white,” I explained to her, … Continue reading