{"id":46769,"date":"2012-10-14T13:26:02","date_gmt":"2012-10-14T21:26:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46769"},"modified":"2012-10-14T13:26:02","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T21:26:02","slug":"the-future-mrs-ford","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46769","title":{"rendered":"The Future Mrs Ford"},"content":{"rendered":"

Chaim Amalek emails: Luke is feeling a bit under the weather. This is the time for those fertile young women who think they have what it takes to be the future Mrs. Luke Ford to step up and show Luke that they can nurse him through these days. If you are in the LA area between Mexico and Santa Barbara, this is your chance to make your case. Just show up. Also, I believe it would further boost Luke’s spirits if you showed up wearing provocative attire. Thank you for your attention to this matter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Chaim Amalek emails: Luke is feeling a bit under the weather. This is the time for those fertile young women who think they have what it takes to be the future Mrs. Luke Ford to step up and show Luke … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chaim-amalek"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t