{"id":46117,"date":"2012-09-02T09:42:44","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T17:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46117"},"modified":"2012-09-03T07:36:39","modified_gmt":"2012-09-03T15:36:39","slug":"five-rules-for-men-to-follow-for-a-happy-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46117","title":{"rendered":"FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/csnbbs.com\/showthread.php?tid=495837\">Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah.<\/a><br \/>\n           FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:<br \/>\n1. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.<br \/>\n2. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who can make you laugh.<br \/>\n3. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn&#8217;t lie to you.<br \/>\n4. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.<br \/>\n5. It&#8217;s very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead like me. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Headstone of Russell J. Larsen in the Logan City Cemetery, Logan, Utah. FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It&#8217;s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46117\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[210],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46117"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":46207,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46117\/revisions\/46207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}