{"id":46093,"date":"2012-09-01T21:11:28","date_gmt":"2012-09-02T05:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46093"},"modified":"2012-09-01T21:11:28","modified_gmt":"2012-09-02T05:11:28","slug":"how-many-plooks-till-youre-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=46093","title":{"rendered":"How many plooks till you’re out?"},"content":{"rendered":"

I would never have a rabbi who’s once committed adultery, once slipped with a congregant, once molested a child. Once and you’re out. You should go sell insurance. But Orthodox Judaism tends to be forgiving. Molest kids, get arrested for soliciting prostitutes, bang your secretary or congregant, and at worst, you get shifted to a new congregation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I would never have a rabbi who’s once committed adultery, once slipped with a congregant, once molested a child. Once and you’re out. You should go sell insurance. But Orthodox Judaism tends to be forgiving. Molest kids, get arrested for … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,18,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46093","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abuse","category-orthodoxy","category-personal"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t