{"id":45916,"date":"2012-08-24T14:28:16","date_gmt":"2012-08-24T22:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45916"},"modified":"2012-08-24T14:31:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-24T22:31:12","slug":"the-smoking-hot-latina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45916","title":{"rendered":"The Smoking Hot Latina"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I met this smoking hot Latina with glasses and bosoms. She&#8217;s 32 years old and a grandma. She pushed out her first baby when she was 11 and now her unmarried baby&#8217;s had a baby. <\/p>\n<p><A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/AskReddit\/comments\/yr0ap\/my_grandmother_insists_on_calling_newspapers\/\">From Reddit<\/a>: &#8220;My mom insisted I needed a boyfriend since the age of 12 or I was a lesbian. Typical ways for Mexicans to meet other fornicating Mexicans was at weddings and Quinceneras (sweet 16 for mexicans). Well, I&#8217;ve always been a booknerd\/tomboy and my mom kept insisting I had to wear less clothes and would force short skirts and dresses on me. I hated getting hit on because all the guys that would, had already had sex with at least 3 of my cousins. Thankfully, I&#8217;m one of the few in my family that ended up not preganant by the age of 15, didn&#8217;t have my first boyfriend until I was 21 (when most my cousins were married by then) and got married at the age of 24 and proved once and for all that I like the penis.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I met this smoking hot Latina with glasses and bosoms. She&#8217;s 32 years old and a grandma. She pushed out her first baby when she was 11 and now her unmarried baby&#8217;s had a baby. From Reddit: &#8220;My mom insisted &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/?p=45916\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-sex"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":45918,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45916\/revisions\/45918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lukeford.net\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}